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Conheartists Kindle Edition

by J.D. Hollyfield (Author), K Webster (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Sheltered from the real world, Francis lives off Hollywood magazines, Lean Cuisines, and her secret obsession with romance novels. When her best friends set her up on an adventure of a lifetime, she’s more than willing to play along. A trip cross-country with a super hunky guy who smells like sin and excitement.

Being a con man has been a way of life for Luca. But his swindling ways eventually catch up to him. He’s been given a wicked task: kidnap a woman and deliver her to the villain.
Sounds easy. Until he meets her…

Captive: We’re getting out of Kansas, Toto!
Mr. Bing: Yap! Yap!
Con Man: Why are the crazy ones always hot?
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    14 November 2019
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07YYS8RFK
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3799 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 320 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1707881448
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars 80 ratings

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  1. K Webster

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    K Webster is a USA Today Bestselling author. Her titles have claimed many bestseller tags in numerous categories, are translated in multiple languages, and have been adapted into audiobooks. She lives in “Tornado Alley” with her husband, two children, and her baby dog named Blue. When she’s not writing, she’s reading, drinking copious amounts of coffee, and researching aliens.

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    Creative designer, mother, wife, writer, part-time superhero...

    USA Today Bestselling author J.D. Hollyfield is a creative designer by day and superhero by night. When she is not trying to save the world one happy ending at a time, she enjoys the snuggles of her husband, sons, and doxies. With her love for romance, and a head full of book boyfriends, she was inspired to test her creative abilities and bring her own story to life.

    J.D. Hollyfield lives in the Midwest and is currently at work on blowing the minds of readers, with the additions of her new books and series, along with her charm, humor, and Happily Ever After's.

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3.0 out of 5 stars I liked this book
Reviewed in Australia on 30 March 2021
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I liked this story about Luca, Francis, Chandler Bing (chihuahua). I liked their journey to them finding their happy ever after.
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Sarah P
4.0 out of 5 stars Nice read
Reviewed in Australia on 14 November 2019
These authors writing together never fails to disappoint me. A good read
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MrsHReadsALot
5.0 out of 5 stars Why did I read this? 🤔
Reviewed in the United States on 18 November 2019
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I’ll tell you why, because I’m on a K. Webster bender that’s why. I’ve yet to read any of her collabs with this author, but after reading the blurb I preordered it and couldn’t wait to read it. But I’m used to dark and demented and sultry K. Webster, not silly and zany
K. Webster. I’ll be honest, I put this story down a lot. It was too much over the top silliness. Francis is BONKERS BANANAS. Or at least she kept coming off as a crazy lady. But after a while I figured girl just has really bad social awkwardness. She’s been overly sheltered her whole life and her only friends are two crazy old ladies. So yeah, from the way she speaks and conducts herself is like that from a bygone era. Super innocent and naive, but not crazy. Because girl is sharp. But the way her brain processes things sure is wacky.
Now why did I continue to read this story even though it definitely wasn’t my cup of tea? LUCA!!! That man, mmmmm, YUM. Yeah, I stuck around because his POV’s were everything. He’s a bad boy with Hollywood heartthrob good looks, likes to live dangerously, gets bored way too easily, has a
kick@$$ sense of humor and has a heart of gold. Always looking out for his younger sister and little niece. Also this man has the patience of a saint. Cause Francis was testing my patience like no other. But this man was falling fast for this little weirdo. He was digging her idiosyncrasies. Turns out homeboy likes ‘em crazy. Who knew? He sure didn’t.
I struggled to get into this story almost up until the 50% mark, but after that it got hotter and Francis seemed to actually be a real person, quirky but real. And then I couldn’t put it down.
This story definitely had some funny and over the top silliness to it. I’m not a huge fan, surprisingly, but these authors can write! I figured out who Mr. Death was probably by the 30% mark, nice touch. The banter between all the characters had me cracking up. Mr. Death was so funny and he most certainly wasn’t trying to be. He’s just naturally a kind and hilarious man. So looking forward to his story whenever these authors get around to it. The funny banter and swoony as hell men in this story kept my attention. There’s a great amount of action and sweet moments with some yummy steamy ones tossed in there too. It’s written so well I was completely won over.
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Amber Goleb
4.0 out of 5 stars greatly cheesey and over the top
Reviewed in the United States on 9 December 2019
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WHAT DID I JUST READ? OMG. I just... I... I am kind of lost for words. I am really hoping that my take on this book is the intended take these two zany authors were hoping for.

Let's start out with, if you're looking for a serious, heavy, and/or realistic read, this isn't what you're looking for right now. If you're looking for a zany, unrealistic, silly, spoofy read, you're definitely in luck. This book is the latter and then some.

I just... I... seriously, what did I just read? I am sitting here chuckling at this book while trying to come up with what to say.

Okay. The characters. So over the top and exaggerated. I loved them! So quirky, a little weird, a little cliche', a lot cheesey. If someone says they didn't like the characters, they clearly have NO sense of humor. 

The book itself. *insert chuckles* I loved it in all of it's over the top, cheesey, zany humor. There were some parts I read over and over again because I enjoyed laughing so hard. The mystery machine? Come on, that was GOLD right there! 

If I had to pick my favorite character, it would probably be "Dr. Death". I mean.... COOOOOOMMMMEEEE OOONNNNNN. By the way, when does his book come out? I need that shizzz right meow!

Listen, I am not going to say anything else about this one. You just have to read it, and remember, this is NOT what you are expecting. It's for those with a great sense of humor, looking for an insanely, cheesey laugh. If you can't respect and enjoy this one, then I really feel sorry for you.
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Wendy@Cr8zysockbookblock
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, Quirky, So Hilariously Out there!! Definitely one of my top reads of 2019!!🙌🏻😂😍🙌🏻
Reviewed in the United States on 14 November 2019
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🙌🏻😂🤣🙌🏻There is definitely something to be said about a book that makes you laugh out loud to the point that you pee yourself am right? Anyone else do that?...No, just me? Um… okay well this is a bit awkward. Lol
Seriously this book is freakin HILARIOUS!! Like one of my Top reads of 2019, because it’s just so amazingly funny and quirky and out there.

When outrageously hot Con man Luca is forced to kidnap the beautiful innocent and sheltered Francis in order to save his family, he had no idea what was in store for him.
This kooky but gorgeous girl and her sidekick Chandler Bing the chihuahua introduce him to a crazy side of conning he never knew. Next thing the captive has become the partner in crime. Throw in a little Richard Simmons’s and then they are sweatin’ to the oldies and right outta their clothes. Getting down dirty right in each other’s arms right there on the yellow brick road and in the back of the mystery machine. How scandalous!!
And when I say getting down a dirty, Y’ALL!! For such a hilarious book, these ladies brought the steam. It was so hot! Then they had scenes where it was hot and hilarious. I’m mean this book was killing me. In the best way. Death by laughing. I was holding my stomach going “it hurts” lol
Join Luca, nutty as a fruit cake, Frannie, and Bingie Boo on a crazy cross country adventure as they race against time and mobsters. Cross a few items off their bucket list, fall-in-love, meet an outlandish cast of characters, including a herd of goats with voyeuristic tendencies, a neighbor with a slightly weird relationship with his cat. Did I mention the most awesome Chihuahua in the history of Chihuahuas? Bing Daddy, Prince Bingy himself, The Bingster!!
*I voluntarily reviewed an advanced complimentary copy of this book!
My cr8zysockbookblock blog wrap up for this book!
⭐⭐⭐️⭐⭐️- EVERYTHING!! This book was everything! Hilarious, hot, some suspense, sexy, funny characters, Pervy goats. Chandler Bing the Chihuahua King!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥- Luca and Frannie are HOTTER than the seventh circle of Hades. Even in the funny times...Still hot.
🌪Cliffhanger Warning- No Cliffy, but I’m hoping we end up with Vincent and Lindsay’s story. #WEWANTPAPPADEATH
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awitch
3.0 out of 5 stars This one will make you laugh, but is mostly unrealistic
Reviewed in the United States on 11 October 2020
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This one will make you laugh out loud, but is mostly unrealistic. If you are into Mafia romances but would like a little more comedy, this one is for you. I just wasn’t sure how the story was going to unfold from the blurb and the cover is hilarious. Those are all the reasons I picked this one up.
I really hate to ruin the story for folks because in order for me to review this, I have to tell you how the blurb works with the full story, so if you don’t want a spoiler, you might want to quit reading now…

The whole premise from the blurb is that her friends set her up, as in she knows they’ve set her up. This is not the case, the kidnapping coincides with a discussion she’s had with her old lady friends about getting out and having an adventure. The unbelievable part is that the guy breaks her door down and manhandles her and she is willing to go with him because of the previous said discussion. I mean who does that?!? He just broke your door down…No way do I go with him!!

So Francis lives a sheltered life because her Mom had been on the run. I’m amazed that in this day and age it’s believable that a woman would be so sheltered that she actually believed Lean Cuisine’s were eaten by celebrities and she has a VCR to play old Richard Simmons’s tapes. It’s crazy, yet humorous.

Luca on the other hand, how gullible can you be that you just happen to be doing well in Vegas as a con man and a flyer happens to get into your hand that describes a location so ripe for con-man opportunity you believe it. Who advertises to Con-Men?? Again, unbelievable. So he does this guys bidding and nabs Francis for the hellish ride of his life. The bombs and sharpshooters and scary-fiery car chases just didn’t do it for me.

But the romance is pure and Luca treats Francis well through all of it and the scary scenarios bring them close enough to realize there is passion and caring and love between them. After that, they wrap things up a little to quickly for me but the humor still resounds in the end. Be sure you read the epilogue because you will truly know what Bing was thinking the whole time and it’s hilarious. So my 3.5 is because it did make me laugh and the romance build did feel real. But the rest was a lot to take. If you want a good crazy laugh, I recommend this one, but don’t expect it to WOW you.
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JanetG
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and and a sexy romantic comedy to boot!
Reviewed in the United States on 3 January 2020
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Just wanted to take a few minutes to say how much I LOVED and laughed through this story!
I’m a HUGE fan of K Webster so when I read the blurb about this book I thought I’d take a chance with her and JD, and I’m super glad I did.
Such a funny story, I laughed so hard throughout the book, and Frannie is THE best heroine ever! She smart, and quirky, she’s loyal, innocent but savvy, and she makes the best dog momma ever. 😊
Our hero is also quite the man himself, he’s great at a con (but then so is Frannie), he’s loyal, kind, brave, and smoking hot! Well, at least Frannie makes him sound that way.
There’s adventure, intrigue, a mystery...who IS Mr. Death and why does he want Frannie brought to him?
So many characters, and such great stories they all have, but never fear it’s not too many and they all are a part of the story.
Goodness I loved this book so much.
Please do yourself a favor and read it today, it will make your day so much better!
My star rating(because 5 are not enough) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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And an applause for an enjoyable story worth reading rating! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
One click this today y’all!!!!!!!
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