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‘No Malarkey’ Joe Biden Mocking The Electorate

By Judi McLeod ——--December 4, 2019

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‘No Malarkey’ Joe Biden Mocking The ElectorateThe more mainstream and social media hammer on Joe Biden’s cringeworthy, "creepy" ways, the more folk will forget about his and his son Hunter’s allegations of corruption over their shady ties to Ukraine. And that’s exactly what Biden For President wants.
"Biden himself was under fire for not being honest after he backtracked on claims he had no idea Hunter was on the board of Ukrainian oil company Burisma Holdings. (One America News, Dec. 2, 2019) Former President Barack Obama’s vice president Biden has already accomplished the Big Ripoff of the Century:  Son Hunter got away with pulling off his Ukraine stint while his father was vice president—yet it is President Donald Trump and not either of the Bidens who is being tried for Impeachment in wall-to-wall television network coverage! In spite of all of his warts, hairy or otherwise, Biden contends that "4 more years of President Trump would damage U.S. character". While Biden, now running in hideous DNC primaries as a 2020 presidential hopeful skates free in the Burisma boondoggle, the media is making a big play over his—leg hair: "Former Vice President Joe Biden bragged at a 2017 event about letting children play with his "wet leg hair" as a lifeguard, according to a recently resurfaced video. (Breitbart, Dec. 2, 2019)
"Biden, who has been known to regale voters with confusing and often inappropriate statements, told the story about his "leg hair" when attending a ceremony renaming a community pool in his honor in Wilmington, Delaware."
Biden has been disgusting rather than "regaling" voters with his inappropriate statements, but don’t count on reading about that in the media. Back to Hirsute, the Self-Made Brute:
"At the time, Biden had just left the vice presidency, and the ceremony was viewed by city officials as a way to recognize his long career in public service. The event, however, quickly took a strange turn when the then-74-year-old former vice president began to share stories from his youth, particularly his time as a lifeguard at the pool being named in his honor. (Breitbart) "By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot," Biden said, flanked by children from the local community. "I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it."
Right, Joe, and they likely watch paint dry in their off time.

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"The former vice president added that he learned "about kids jumping on [his] lap" from the job and also worked with some "good men" at the pool. (Breitbart) "And I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap," Biden said at the event, pointing to one of the children standing by his side. "And I tell you what: the men are now all men. The guys I worked with down here, and they’re all guys at the time, they’re all good men": "Video of the speech, which was posted online by a local NBC affiliate, came back into the spotlight on Sunday after numerous individuals shared the clip of Biden talking about his "leg hair" on social media. Many of those seeing the clip for the first time made no effort to hide their shock and distaste for Biden’s comments: "Some, like Donald Trump Jr., even noted the 2017 event at which Biden discussed having children play with his "wet leg hair" was also the same one in which the former vice president told a harrowing story about facing down a gang leader named "Corn Pop" in his youth by threatening to wrap a chain around the man’s head. "This is worse than ‘Corn Pop’ wtf," the younger Trump tweeted on Monday."
Bite-Me’s a real joker, but unfortunately the joke’s on the American electorate. The intentions behind Biden’s tales of his hairy legs turning blonde in the sun are twofold.  They’re a diversion tactic to take the Burisma scandal off the public radar screen, and a way to mock deplorables, who expect much better from presidential hopefuls. 
"On Saturday, Biden categorized himself as the only Democrat candidate that can beat President Trump in the 2020 election. He went on to attack President Trump by saying he is full of lies. (OAN) "It’s time to get up and remember who we are," stated the former vice president. "This is the United States of America, there’s nothing we’re unable to do if we unite the country."
The Party to which mocking Joe belongs has made the USA more divisive than it’s ever been throughout its 243-year-long history.

Joe Biden, whose campaign tour slogan is "No Malarkey" is nothing but a media-advocated Dummy in Distress.

That he’s out there openly mocking would-be voters underlines what all Democrats looking for DNC nomination are doing—mocking the American electorate every inch of the way to Election 2020.
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Judi McLeod—— -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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