You gotta give these jihadists credit: they know how to play the idiot globalists of the West like a fiddle. The jizya is virtually certain to start flowing in abundance in response to this canny call.
“Now even the Taliban joins calls to save the environment as regime calls for international aid to boost eco projects in Afghanistan,” Daily Mail, November 1, 2021:
The Taliban has shown its support for anti-climate change efforts, calling for international aid to help complete environmental projects in Afghanistan.
Citing a need to protect the country’s ‘fragile climate’, Taliban spokesman Suhail Shaheen said ‘tremendous work’ was needed to help Afghanistan become greener.
The Taliban regime, which came into force in August, will not be represented at Cop26 as it is yet to be recognised internationally….
Mr Shaheen said: ‘Afghanistan has a fragile climate. There is need for tremendous work.
‘Some climate change projects which have already been approved and were funded by Green Climate Fund, UNDP, Afghan Aid, should fully resume work.’
Relief agencies have warned that a drought in Afghanistan, which UN scientists say has been worsened by climate change, could force 22 million into ‘acute food insecurity’….
Mr Shaheen stressed, however, that the Taliban – who had previously targeted international contractors – would be be able to ensure the security of teams working in the projects.
Writing on Twitter, he said: ‘The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan is committed to providing security and a safe environment for the work of NGOs and charity organisations.’…,/blockquote>
PMK says
Allah helps those who help themselves. Afghans: help yourself.
What kind of climate change projects will guard against drought, anyway? Are they going to seed the clouds?
gregbeetham says
I thought the Taliban would be too busy murdering musicians to bother about climate change.
gravenimage says
They are, Greg–this is just to get more money out of the credulous Infidels.
moqifen says
As every Islamic nutter knows climate change is caused by musicians/women/homosexuals (choose which group you want to persecute) Surely climate change is the will of Allah and fighting it is apostasy?
Keith O says
moqifen, Your last line about climate change being the will of Allah should be put thrown back into the goat shagging faces of these knuckle draggers.
gregbeetham says
I’d say they’ll run out of musicians and homosexuals to persecute pretty fast, not because there aren’t any but because they’ll just try to become invisible whereas the woman can retreat back under a black tent so all women look the same which is probably how these Cro-Magnons like things, a bleak dark and humourless society where everyone has had a spiritual/mental lobotomy.
gregbeetham says
For sure, and we’ll pause long enough from worrying about proper pronoun usage to send them a truckload of cash for being so thoughtful about the climate emergency scam.
mike says
the money will go to destroy the world to push it back to the 7th century
gravenimage says
Yep–it will mostly be used to fund Jihad terror.
revereridesagain says
Uh huh — The only contribution to the issue of “climate change” any Muslim state wants to make is called a “nuclear winter”.
gravenimage says
Too true, revereridesagain.
tim gallagher says
Good point, Mike. Oh, I just realised that the reason that these Muslims want everyone to live the lifestyle of 7th century Arabs is because there was no problem back then with climate change. How woke and fashionable that is of Muslims. All their barbaric crap, this desire for us to all live like 7th century knuckle draggers is to prevent climate change. I think Muslims should stop breeding like rabbits (as a way to take over the world) if they genuinely want to contribute to the fight against climate change. There will be some fools who will, no doubt, be sucked in by this drivel from the loathsome taliban scum. No one should give these Taliban maggots a cent.
Jim says
The left uses climate change to try to cheat us out of our money, and the Taliban are copying them. The Left is the mentor of terrorist groups.
gravenimage says
Afghanistan: Taliban calls for international funding to support its efforts to fight climate change
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This is *hilarious*! Afghanistan has virtually no heavy industry, and one of the lowest consumer levels in the world–they rank 154th in the world in consumer spending. In 2009 they had 29 vehicles per 1000 people, one of the lowest rates in the world–and this even with the presence of US and Coalition forces there, as well as NGOs. (For comparison, the US has 829 vehicles per 1000 people–even China has 173 vehicles per 1000 people).
So–even if you think that “climate change” is a thing, how is it a thing in Afghanistan, of all places?
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You gotta give these jihadists credit: they know how to play the idiot globalists of the West like a fiddle. The jizya is virtually certain to start flowing in abundance in response to this canny call.
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Yes–that’s *exactly* what this is about. The Taliban are crudely savvy–they know what presses the buttons of Western countries, and are eager to take full advantage of it. What fools these dhimmis be!
tim gallagher says
gravenimage, Afghanistan certainly has always looked liked an arid, harsh country from footage I have seen of it during the war there. As you say, it is a country that would not have much to do with any industry that might contribute to climate change, and I am pretty sceptical about this whole climate change thing. Last night on the TV news out here in Australia, there was report about the poverty there and a man was selling one of his daughters because they were starving. I had heard reports about this on the radio, but this TV report showed the girl being taken away by some very old man who had bought her. You have probably had similar TV news reports in the USA. No doubt, things are in terrible shape there. The place where this was filmed was the most barren looking place I have ever seen. What a hellish, hopeless place to live. Any money that was given to help the poverty stricken Afghanis would be stolen by the Taliban scum, without a doubt in the world, so I think it would be a hopeless idea to send any money to Afghanistan while the Taliban are in charge there..
Ade Fegan says
I have a cunning plan ……………….
moqifen says
As every Islamic nutter knows climate change is caused by musicians/women/homosexuals (choose which group you want to persecute) Surely climate change is the will of Allah and fighting it is apostasy?
gravenimage says
🙂
Wellington says
Reads as though it could come from The Babylon Bee or The Onion.
Infidel says
Wellington
This week, on Newsmax, Seth Dylan remarked that he’d soon have to remake The Babylon Bee into an actual news magazine, instead of a parody paper, given how ahead the Babylon Bee has been wrt real events
GreekEmpress says
That was my thought exactly, Wellington!
Great minds think alike?
Wellington says
Indeed, GreekEmpress. Indeed.
gravenimage says
It does, Wellington.
roberta says
Absolutely love it. Where do I send the cheque? I want to do my part.
Walter Sieruk says
One thing is for sure. which is that the religion of the Taliban which is Islam, denies that Jesus is God. In spite of that denial the Bible clearly reveals that Jesus is God. As found in John 1 ;1-5. 20:28. Romans 9:5.
Furthermore, by comparing John 5:2 with Romans 14:12. a person can see the Jesus is God. Second Peter 1:.1. First John 5:20.Likewise by comparing the Old and New Testament books together that Jesus is God may be discovered , As by comparing Psalm 89:8,9 with Matthew 8:23-27. Also in comparing Isaiah 46:22,23 with Philippians 2: 5-11 shows Jesus to be God
Walter Sieruk says
A mistype it comparing John 5:22. not John 5;2 with Romans 14:12 to see that Jesus is God and therefore Islam is in terrible error and the Taliban are in darkness, Isaiah 8:20.
gravenimage says
Walter, the Taliban burning a woman for “bad cooking”, going door-to-door looking for 12-year-old girls to rape, committing genocide against tribal and religious minorities, and stoning women to death is also proof that the Taliban is in darkness.
Walter Sieruk says
A Taliban spokesman said that to distract the world attention away from how they treat and brutally oppress people who are trapped in their Islamic regime.
Dhimmi says
Yes they fight climate change by obliterating the economy . Congratulations!
Peace says
The Taliban couldn’t go to COP26, they don’t have their own jet …
gregbeetham says
Once the Democrats find out they’ll be sure to send them one.
gravenimage says
They have planes and helicopters–*our* planes and helicopters. I don’t know if they know how to fly them, though.
https://www.defensenews.com/air/2021/08/17/the-taliban-has-access-to-us-military-aircraft-now-what-happens/
OLD GUY says
This guy is a genius, the liberal left will dump millions of dollars to fund the Taliban global climate change program of extermination of non-islamic people around the world. Its so brilliant if you get rid of millions of people you reduce the carbon footprint and impact on the environment. I wonder how much of this money will support jihad?
tgusa says
I vote to send leftists over to cavemanistan to help those 7th century progressives build back better.