Avi Steinberg

“I don’t envy you.”

Somewhere between everything and nothing is . . . something.

“Son, one day all this humidity will be yours.”

“Careful, they say that blue light and the world falling apart can affect your sleep.”

“We’ve been redistricted.”

“Passover again?”

Out of the mouths of babes.

“Do they mean regular room temperature or ‘New York City with the heat blasting’ room temperature?”

Let the games begin!

Ah, the angst and ennui of the modern world!

“Summer is over already? But I finally got hydrated.”

“Wait, I’m confused. Are we excited to go back to school, or not?”

An alien robot from a machine world, who isn’t scared to define and categorize our relationship, and others.

“Looks like we legalized marijuana just in time.”

“I never know how to dress when it starts to get warm and I haven’t gone outside in a year.”

“When I said, ‘There’s no place like home,’ this is not what I meant.”