RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY TERRIBLE WELL JOKES OF THE WEEK
I tried starting a dating app for wells, but it dried up pretty quickly. It turns out, most wells are just looking for something deep and meaningful!
Why did the well get a job at the bank? Because it had plenty of liquid assets!
My friend told me he could talk to wells… Turns out, he was just well-versed in plumbing!'”
A well wrote a book about its life. Critics are calling it an autobiography, but I just think it’s well-written.
You know, money talks, but I tried talking to a wishing well the other day… all I got was silence. Must’ve been well-off.
Where do sick wells go? To the well-being center!
You can tell it’s a really deep well because its voice echoes…well, well, well.
I thought I could make a living digging wells…turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Q: Why did the well get a job at the spa? A: It was known for its mineral water and deep tissue massages.
Q: What did the well say to the rain? A: “Hey, thanks for dropping in!”
Q: Why was the well so sad? A: It had a deep and abiding sense of emptiness.
Q: What’s a well’s favorite type of music? A: Anything but heavy metal!
Q: What did the motivational speaker say to the well? A: “You’ve got so much potential. Don’t just sit there…spring into action!”
Why did the well win an award? For its outstanding well-fare work in the community!
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